This is not a drill, people. Massage Envy's Gold Coast and Lincoln Park locations are actually offering mayoral candidate-themed massages. You can get a Rahm Emanuel deep tissue massage, a Gery Chico educational massage (Apparently you can ask questions during the treatment.) or a Carol Moseley Braun trigger point massage. And, since you can't forget our current mayer, you can opt for a Richard M. Daley hot stone massage. These political rubdowns are available until February 22. (Go figure!) Pricing ranges from $49 - $98.
For the pièce de résistance: the salon will predict the winning mayoral candidate based on the sales of each candidates' massage.