Fact: White Castle is the most delicious thing on the planet.
(I may have already lost you. In which case you are lame, but I ask that you keep reading.)
White Castle is definitely a Chicagoan's fast food, and for me there's nothing better than that first bite of a slider. It causes me great sadness that as a teenager I could eat 10, but now my maximum is four. Fortunately, (smooth segway into topic) I can enjoy the scent of a White Castle slider without worrying about destroying my innards. The White Castle Scented Candle!
The White Castle e-store, called House of Crave, sells these gems and various apparel and other tchotchkes. I feel that I do have to be honest and say that I haven't actually smelled this candle, and it may be a complete olfactory assault. In which case, you can choose not to light it and simply have a delighful talking piece.