Saturday, February 12, 2011

Lie Back and Think of England

The royal cash cow that is the marriage of Prince William and Kate Middleton has reached a new height: souvenir condoms. This requires no commentary. Simple read the product description below, and be prepared to be amazed.

To celebrate the engagement of Prince William of Wales to Ms. Catherine Elizabeth Middleton, Crown Jewels Condoms of Distinction has commissioned a unique heritage edition Royal Wedding Souvenir boƮte de capotes.

Combining the strength of a Prince with the yielding sensitivity of a Princess-to-be, Crown Jewels condoms promise a royal union of pleasure. Truly a King amongst Condoms.
  • Presented in a timeless souvenir heirloom collector's box.
  • Contains three individually wrapped condoms.
  • Includes a collectable portrait of the Royal Couple as they might appear on their wedding day – exclusively created for Crown Jewels.
To purchase our fine condoms, click here.

To stock Crown Jewels in your own emporium, inquire here.

Crown Jewels Royal Wedding Souvenir Condoms are not supplied to, or approved by, Prince William of Wales, Catherine Middleton or any member of the Royal Family.

Crown Jewels Royal Wedding Souvenir Condoms are a novelty condom not suitable for contraception or protection against STDs.

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